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That one guy from Top Gun

In celebrity fashion, celebrity question of the week on December 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm

What’s up with dude from Top Gun.  Is it just me, or does he look exactly the same as he did in 1986.





If this were English 101 we would find a painting hanging in his attic that would reveal his true self after all these years.  Whose portrait would it be?

What do you think?




That one lady from Friends

In celebrity fashion, celebrity question of the week on December 19, 2008 at 4:46 pm


The other day Kelly patiently explained to me that the lady with the big lips’ celebrity had something to do with that one lady from friends. Her argument, at least prima facie, made sense. But this leads to the question: why is the lady from Friends a celebrity?

What do you think?

A. She has exhibited at any a time a capacity to act.

B. She was the least offensive cast member of a show that appealed to a coveted advertising demographic.

C. The same reason that Woodman’s includes Shake n’ Bake and Hamburger Helper in the ethnic foods aisle.

Celebrity Question of the Week:

In celebrity question of the week on November 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm

What’s up with Owen’s nose?


He must make enough for a nose job.

What do you think?

a. It’s become iconic, much like David Bowie’s teeth

b. It reminds him of the heady days at school when he got beat up A LOT.

c. He’s worried nose job would affect voice for upcoming re-make of Yentl.


Rate Your Performance (Ball Theory)

In celebrity question of the week, Uncategorized on November 22, 2008 at 8:22 pm



1. On Ball

2. Having Ball

3. Standing next to Ball, but could get on at any time

4. Trash talking Ball (ball won’t know what hit it)

5. Intend to get on Ball when ankle heals

6. Heard from reliable source that Ball is around here somewhere

7. Know stories of Ball passed down from ancestors

8. Don’t need Ball, skeptical Ball ever existed anyway

9. Curled up in Ball

10. Bawling